Can a girl get an subtitle!
Russell Crowe ruins everything.
I don't have time for my job.
I'm going to punch you into the future!
Sunday, March 2, 2014
Sunday, July 22, 2012
My Dating Life, In A Nutshell
"He's an emotionally retarded arty boy who's in love with another woman. Of course I like him."
~ The Decoy Bride
~ The Decoy Bride
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Emotional Heimlich
Chuck: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Chuck: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again.
Ned: That's fine for someone else to do if I'm choking on something other than emotion, but you can't touch me.
Chuck: So a kiss is out of the question?
Ned: I've lost my train of thoughts.
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Chuck: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again.
Ned: That's fine for someone else to do if I'm choking on something other than emotion, but you can't touch me.
Chuck: So a kiss is out of the question?
Ned: I've lost my train of thoughts.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Why didn't he call?
Polical Roommie: What was his excuse this time?
TQ: His mom was on the phone 'til late.
PR: Well, he's never going to have sex with his mom.
TQ: His mom was on the phone 'til late.
PR: Well, he's never going to have sex with his mom.
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