Sunday, March 2, 2014

The effects of lack of sleep.

Can a girl get an subtitle!
Russell Crowe ruins everything.
I don't have time for my job.
I'm going to punch you into the future!

Sunday, July 22, 2012

My Dating Life, In A Nutshell

"He's an emotionally retarded arty boy who's in love with another woman. Of course I like him."

~ The Decoy Bride

Sunday, November 15, 2009

The Answer

"boys are gay. you are awesome. they don't desrve you. end of story."


Miss Parker

Friday, July 24, 2009

On being Head Wizard

What good is wizardry if you can't teleport?

Scully to Treatqueen

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Creeps

If you get a creepy vibe, he is a creep - no second thoughts.

Scully

Friday, January 23, 2009

Emotional Heimlich

Chuck: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Chuck: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again.
Ned: That's fine for someone else to do if I'm choking on something other than emotion, but you can't touch me.
Chuck: So a kiss is out of the question?
Ned: I've lost my train of thoughts.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Why didn't he call?

Polical Roommie: What was his excuse this time?

TQ: His mom was on the phone 'til late.

PR: Well, he's never going to have sex with his mom.