Sometimes I Wish I Still Got E!

"You can't believe everything you read on TV!"

~said by an irate participant on some People's Court knock-off, as seen on Talk Soup way back when Aisha Tyler was the host.

Movie Quote of the Day

I saw Better Off Dead this weekend so naturally I have to post a quote!

Paper Boy: I didn't ask for a dime! TWO DOLLARS!

Movie Quote of the Day

In honor of my new favorite movie (for now!), here's a quote from Sixteen Candles.

Sam's mom: Her monthly bill came early. Well, she's fine, she just took a muscle relaxer.
Sam's sister: Try four.

Just the other night

z: I don't have anything for that quote wall. I'm not funny anymore.
a: I know, we don't have any new material.
z: My old material wasn't funny either...maybe I'll post this conversation.