Sometimes I Wish I Still Got E!

"You can't believe everything you read on TV!"

~said by an irate participant on some People's Court knock-off, as seen on Talk Soup way back when Aisha Tyler was the host.

Movie Quote of the Day

I saw Better Off Dead this weekend so naturally I have to post a quote!

Paper Boy: I didn't ask for a dime! TWO DOLLARS!

Movie Quote of the Day

In honor of my new favorite movie (for now!), here's a quote from Sixteen Candles.

Sam's mom: Her monthly bill came early. Well, she's fine, she just took a muscle relaxer.
Sam's sister: Try four.

Just the other night

z: I don't have anything for that quote wall. I'm not funny anymore.
a: I know, we don't have any new material.
z: My old material wasn't funny either...maybe I'll post this conversation.

"Clue" anyone?

"I sing too!"

--Parker, at the "Clue" audition when they asked CherBear to sing

Why I Have Never Been

They pee in the streets, of course they drink tea in the summer!


~CherBear, on her experience living in Germany

I do it all for you Mulder!

What do you mean you want me to do another autopsy! I do it all for you Mulder! You know I haven't eaten since 6 o clock this morning and all that was was half of a cream cheese bagel! And it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese!
What the hell happened to you?

Welcome!

Finally, the virtual quote wall is up and running!! Start listing those quotes from the material quote wall!