The Answer

"boys are gay. you are awesome. they don't desrve you. end of story."


Miss Parker

On being Head Wizard

What good is wizardry if you can't teleport?

Scully to Treatqueen

Creeps

If you get a creepy vibe, he is a creep - no second thoughts.

Scully

Emotional Heimlich

Chuck: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Chuck: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again.
Ned: That's fine for someone else to do if I'm choking on something other than emotion, but you can't touch me.
Chuck: So a kiss is out of the question?
Ned: I've lost my train of thoughts.