On being Head Wizard

What good is wizardry if you can't teleport?

Scully to Treatqueen

Creeps

If you get a creepy vibe, he is a creep - no second thoughts.

Scully

Emotional Heimlich

Chuck: I can't even hug you? What if you need a hug? A hug can turn your day around.
Ned: I'm not a fan of the hug.
Chuck: Then you haven't been hugged properly. It's like an emotional Heimlich. Someone puts their arms around you and they give you a squeeze and all your fear and anxiety come shooting out of your mouth in a big wet wad and you can breath again.
Ned: That's fine for someone else to do if I'm choking on something other than emotion, but you can't touch me.
Chuck: So a kiss is out of the question?
Ned: I've lost my train of thoughts.

Why didn't he call?

Polical Roommie: What was his excuse this time?

TQ: His mom was on the phone 'til late.

PR: Well, he's never going to have sex with his mom.

Life Lesson

Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.

Batman Begins
Mr. Wayne and Alfred

Fidgeting

I have to stop that. I'm annoying myself.

Treat Queen to Parker

Climb Ev'ry Mountain

You have to live the life you were born to live.


Reverend Mother - Sound of Music

Paranoia

Just because you're paramoid doesn't mean that there isn't an invisible deam about to eat your face.

Harry Dresden - Storm Front

Happy 4th!

Parker and Cherbear driving home on the 4th after visiting Scully's relatives, trying to see fireworks and NOT get in an accident.

Cherbear: I like the ones that shimmer down.

Parker: Shimmah dahn nah!

I still don't know why the police wouldn't let anyone pull over and watch. It would seem safer.

Problems

Well your monkeys don't seem to be able to peel this banana.

Miss Parker to Mr. Lyle

Blue Skies

"The Sky is BLUE!"

--Cherbear, trying on some funky purple sunglasses

Old friends

"I hate mummies! They never play fair!"

Jonathan in the Mummy 3

Bad Day

Parker on Satan-

He needs to get over himself!

Hee!

From a deleted scene from last week's episode of The Office:

Love. Marriage. Baby carriage. Those have been my goals ever since I heard that song. Jan and I had love. We did not have marriage. We did have a baby carriage, which I got her for bringing groceries home, after she got a DUI.

                                                                                                       ~Michael Scott

Bear City!

Bear, Bear City!

--Intro song to SNL skit about Bears living like humans.

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=31384

I've had this running through my head for days and thought I'd share.

Sometimes I Wish I Still Got E!

"You can't believe everything you read on TV!"

~said by an irate participant on some People's Court knock-off, as seen on Talk Soup way back when Aisha Tyler was the host.

Movie Quote of the Day

I saw Better Off Dead this weekend so naturally I have to post a quote!

Paper Boy: I didn't ask for a dime! TWO DOLLARS!

Movie Quote of the Day

In honor of my new favorite movie (for now!), here's a quote from Sixteen Candles.

Sam's mom: Her monthly bill came early. Well, she's fine, she just took a muscle relaxer.
Sam's sister: Try four.

Just the other night

z: I don't have anything for that quote wall. I'm not funny anymore.
a: I know, we don't have any new material.
z: My old material wasn't funny either...maybe I'll post this conversation.

"Clue" anyone?

"I sing too!"

--Parker, at the "Clue" audition when they asked CherBear to sing